Golden Bay Hideaway

House Trucking It

Pippy McCurdy
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A hippie house-truck perched on a hillside overlooking the deep blue of Wainui Bay and inlet is a great place to be. The house truck  must surely have really been around since the hippie era. Inside it is  relaxed, well-equipped, comfortable. The truck that it is perched on certainly looks ancient -  I am no vehicle expert but surely it's no spring chicken. Nevertheless I'm not here for the driving. I'm here for the view, the outside bath, the forested surroundings and the nostalgia. And the hippie house truck delivers on all fronts.

The hippie house truck belongs to the Golden Bay Hideaway, which offers several other accommodation options as well including the Little Greenie - awarded 9 stars as NZ's most energy efficient home in 2009. Golden Bay Hideaway operates completely on green principles , with its emphasis on re-use , re-cycle, and in the case of the hippie house truck, restore.

In the house-truck  heating is primarily  a wood burner, the toilet is composting. But comfort is not lacking. In fact the bed with its view out over the bay is excellent. Added to this, the sound system has six speakers; the outdoor bath has plenty of hot water;  and there are even grounds for the coffee plunger. (This is in fact surprisingly unusual, - even in relatively expensive accommodation.)

With its oak panelled walls, its peace sign on the door, its stained glass windows, and its CD selection featuring Janis Joplin, Cat Stevens and Don McLean to name a few, the hippie house truck serves as a reminder as to why the sixties is the decade voted most popular to return to in  the past hundred years.  Not surprising at all really. This is a great place to stay.

Taupo Houseboat

The Taupo Explorer

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There are not many houseboats for overnight hire in New Zealand. However the Taupo Explorer bucks the trend.Tied up in a picturesque boat harbour, sheltered from most of the chop and the sometimes cool winds of Taupo, this is an excellent way to spend a night.

Just a few minutes walk from the centre of town with its many cafes, bars and shops, it couldn't be more convenient. If the mood and the dollars allow, you can always arrange to actually leave the berth and be taken out on a trip around the lake but for my part I was more than content to stay berthed by the skinny jetty. Not being particularly familiar with either boats or water except from a sandy beach, it took a few snail paced trips to get used to walking the three steps out the jetty and then edging my way around the boat to the doorway. But practise breeds familiarity. Soon I was  holding on with one hand instead of two...

The boat itself is comfortable inside with all you might need to make yourself at home including cooking facilities and a reasonable shower. There were clear instructions to operate all the non-standard items. Best of all there was plenty of deck area with a space at the back for the barbeque to be fired up, and an upstairs deck where the evening could be enjoyed watching dusk settle over the harbour.

Sleeping to the gentle motion of the lake was oh so pleasant and the lapping of the waves on the hull (note the nautical term) was akin to a lullaby.
When it came time to go re-doing up the domed covers on the open areas were a nightmare, but someone eventually found the muscle to achieve this feat and we were able to leave with a clear conscience.

The call from the owner to enquire as to whether we had enjoyed our stay was a pleasant note until it emerged there was another agenda behind this ....  Otherwise a great place to stay.

Fire Station Backpackers Gore

The Fire Station Backpackers

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It sounded so appealing. The Fire Station Backpackers in Gore, far down in the deep south of the South Island. I had seen pictures of course. It looked just like it ought - an actual Fire Station, an old brick building, not tampered with, still with its brick façade; its fire station signage; its tall exterior opening - once big enough for a fire engine to arrive and depart, now filled in with windows not of the same period, but still at least partially complimentary to the original style.

Entry is by a door at the side, . To get there one must pass through a small courtyard with an outdoor table and a barbecue.  This was in fact hidden under a canvas cover, but it was after all the middle of winter, despite the fact that it was a glorious Southland winter's day of crisp sun and clear blue skies.
So the outside scored some points. Maybe the courtyard was a little under-decorated, but still it was only a backpackers. It was acceptable enough.

It ws only once inside that the real disappointment set in. The rooms were as simple and as basic as it was possible to be.  The bathrooms were clean and adequate. But the bedrooms; -windowless boxes is the only possible description. The biggest disappointment was in the fact that nothing of the fire station remained. Nothing of its past was either celebrated or recreated. This was really just a  bed and nothing more.

How easy would it have been to use some fire station related memorabilia for decoration? Firemen clothing; firemen's axes;  even just photos of fire engines or fires on the walls. Surely Gore has had some significant or locally famous fires? Where were the photos?
What could be simpler - printed off and mounted in some unpretentious frames? This would almost cost nothing.
Of course the greatest disappointment of all ...  Where was the fireman's pole? I could almost guarantee that there would be backpackers a-plenty willing and eager to try out a fireman's pole.
But not to be.
Oh well.

What an opportunity missed.

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Saint Andrews Church Waitarere Beach

Saint Andrews Church Waitarere Beach

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Do not be misled by the unassuming exterior of this charming place. It should not be passed over. It does  not purport to be glamorous, outstanding, or even all that flash. On the other hand, it does have many other qualities. It is simple, liveable, comfortable, and suitable for anything from a couple to a gathering. It is spacious and relaxed. It has a wood-burner and a well equipped kitchen., -  heaven forbid it even has a coffee machine. So many far more expensive accommodations forget even to provide a plunger!

Inserted into the old Watiarere Roman Catholic church, all those church-like features have been maintained y this bach. The stained glass windows are quite stunning. The confessional is a toilet. Strange little boxes on the wall clearly come from life as a church - although to who knows what purpose they were once used. The organ is now in the upstairs bedroom. Maybe this still works but if so, those of us who are organ-illiterate might benefit from an instruction sheet.

Provision of a pool table-cum- table tennis table is a real bonus. Wet days have been dealt with! Finer days lead straight to the glorious Waitarere Beach which stretches out  infinitely in the distance. What a beach!

I liked this unpretentious spot, - ripped baize on the pool table notwithstanding. Saint Andrews is certainly a great place to stay.

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Rainforest Retreat, Franz Josef

Rainforest Retreat - Franz Josef

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Franz Josef is an isolated spot, but the village at the foot of the mountains buzzes with a constant influx of tourists as bus-load after bus-load pull in, stay awhile then move on down the rugged West Coast. Rainforest Retreat at Franz Josef is an extensive complex with all levels of accommodation from backpacker cabins to comfortable family units. There are numerous facilities for guests from spa pools and sauna, to onsite restaurant, and friendly staff to cope with tourist enquiries and travel arrangements.

The restaurant and bar have a fabulous open fire to make up for the disinterested staff and the mediocre food.

Chalets are discreetly positioned in amongst the trees of the rainforest and efforts have been made to preserve and retain this forest cover as much as possible whilst still providing the facilities on most tourist agendas. Behind the buildings high up on the mountainside the glacier is clearly visible - weather allowing. With so much forest nearby the forest birds can often be seen and heard flitting between overhanging branches.

Across the road from the Rainforest Retreat - barely two minutes walk away -  are the gorgeous Franz Josef Hot-pools - also set in amongst the bush, under canvas canopies to provide all-weather enjoyment.

With so much going for it could there be anything to object to about the Rainforest Retreat? Well  yes, because as nice as it was, tree houses it was not.

Log cabins advertised as tree houses and tree huts are in fact houses and huts made of trees. (Logs ). They are not houses or huts in trees. Surely this is misleading? Log cabins 'raised up into the forest canopy' suggests something that is not born out in reality. Four steps does not a tree hut make!

The 'tree huts" were in fact rather nice. Comfortable, attractive and well appointed. This may not be an unusual place to stay ( which is what I was hoping for) - but in other respects it was eco-aware and very pleasant as far as tourist motels go.

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Hidden Valley Lodge, Lake Poerua

 Hidden Valley Lodge - West Coast

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This is a great place to be. An old church dragged to its resting place on the edge of Westland bush, looking out over a small lake and a green valley. What a place. So many thing to enjoy.  What I really appreciated first of all, was the way they had kept this church as a church! The long wooden table with its candelabra was charming, made even better by the use of pews as seating.   A piano was there for use,  - and a church organ! The double height space of the main lounge was grand and impressive, yet also made welcoming by the pot belly stove waitng ready ready for use with wood and coal provided. Upstairs not one, not two  but three bedrooms  if you count the amazing little hole-in-the-wall bedroom. I was so tempted to forego the everyday double bed and sleep in the hole in the wall...

Poerua Lake is a pretty lake. I was blessed with fog - nothing better than swirling fog for a little added mystery and drama in the scenery.
The church sits on the edge of a green lawn and on that lawn friendly wekas stroll happily. I suspect they are used to being fed they were so friendly.
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The Hidden Valley retreat boasted a hot water tub  - and my mistake, I found instead the bush bath tucked in amongst native bush, looking a trifle unused and unloved. It was not until the next morning that I finally discovered the real hot tub, a beautiful wooden tub on the edge of a stream, with ample cut wood available to heat this. But no time by then. Such a shame.

Hidden Valley Lodge is a real find. A special place.  An isolated retreat. Where else will you find gumboots provided and fly fishing advice on the wall? Try it. You will love it. Remember to start the fire early to heat the hot tub.

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Hobbit Motel Waitomo

The Hobbit Motel

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I have decided that an underground house is the best type of house. Burrowed into a hillside this is your nest. This is safe. This is secure. Other  houses standing out in the country night alone, or shoulder to shoulder under the cold city street lights, somehow fail to generate that same sense of impermeable security.

On the particular night of my visit to Middle-Earth the rain drummed incessantly on the woodland path outside. Darkness swallowed the world. Thunder rolled and then it crashed so intensely that the glass in the window vibrated. But enfolded into the ground the Hobbit House felt  inviolate and impenetrable. Maybe it was the curve of the ceiling and the walls. Certainly there was a primitive, womb-like familiarity about this place with its white-washed barriers against the world.

Hobbits of course, live underground in Middle-Earth. With their strange hairy feet they retreat into the earth. I believe Wombles also live underground. Maybe these woolly creatures are onto something!

I like the Hobbit Motel in Waitomo. I like the sack-cloth curtains. I like the hollowed tree-trunk picture frames. I especially like the curve of the ceiling. But what I like best of all is the white donkey and the kune kune pig peering at me from the roof of my Hobbit House.

The pig with its curly pointy tusks and its black shaggy coat, is amazing. But most of all I love that donkey,..  I like the way he peers over the edge of the roof and curiously observes me pushing the key into the red oval door.

 I don't really want to leave my Hobbit House.




P.S. - Most people are good people - they will respect your property. Do we really need to be greeted by a list of rules?

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